So, how did the housing drama turn out? Very well indeed, and I would like to tell you about it belatedly. As you may have read in the last entry, Noah and I were getting runaround by a crazy Peruvian lady. Luckily, that very same week, a friend here had been turned onto a newly renovated house for rent and was looking for folks to fill the rooms. After being informed that our "kitchen" in the original potential house would not be vacated for "15 days" (translation: god knows when, maybe never) we marched up to our friend and called the landlords to see the new house that very day. Well, now we live there/here. Turns out it was pure luck that the other lady was crazy because if we had actually moved in on time we would never have found this lovely place, which just happens to be two doors up the road.
It takes a million years to upload a photo but I will give you an imaginary walk through. You walk in the front door onto a small but lovely interior garden and patio. The bathroom is in a tiny hut tucked underneath the stairs and it has an electric heater for the shower. (In Peru, pretty much no one has hot running water. Instead they have these somewhat terrifying ELECTRIC shower heads. Water is pumped through a bulky device over your head and shoots out hot, no tank. If you touch the metal part of the faucet you get a shock. Exciting!) Also on the ground floor is the kitchen and very spacious eating and living room. One of the real benefits of this house is that it came with a real gas oven. Ovens are rare and most people pay a couple soles to use the neighborhood public oven when they want to bake.
Back outside, a little stairway on one side of the garden leads to the right, up to the roof of the kitchen/living room which is a unfinished patio with sink for laundry and 360ยบ views of the local ruins and the mountains. You can also spy on the neighbors baby ducks and puppy from up here. Back on the stairway if you go left instead of right you end up on a second story balcony that runs along the three bedrooms. All the bedrooms are painted rosy pink.
Basically, this is the nicest place I have ever rented, aside from some idiosyncratic Peruvian construction. Examples of this include the toilet flushing out a plastic pipe directly into the river, and two sinks and the shower also draining through this pipe which was installed without any sort of gas release mechanism leading to some funky drain smells. We learned the railing on the balcony outside our bedroom is basically just for looks when we tied a clothesline to it and it almost fell off. We added one extra nail and have solved the problem. All the cement for the patios was mixed with too much sand and not enough actual cement to save money so about a gallon of sand sloughs off weekly requiring much methodical sweeping. The front door is about a foot shorter than I am, but I only hit my head twice before learning to duck. The most hilarious design flaw, though, is the wooden stairway up to the bedroom which is not really fit for human sized feet. It is quite steep and the slats overlap each other so when your foot is on one step, your toes are halfway under the next step up. I fell down the stairs and up the stairs only one time each until my body learned to use them.
That is the house. Soon I will tell you of all the animals I interact with in my life. There are a lot.