I've begun receiving this years entries for the annual Nisqually Watershed Festival Poster Contest. Local elementary-age kids use any media they want to create a poster that represents water and life in the Nisqually watershed. Let me tell you, I've witnessed several poster contests this year and they are always awesome and hilariously entertaining. Just imagine; you come to work and receive large packages filled with large, sometimes bizarre renderings of the natural world, lots of butterflies and mountains and often featuring very creative slogans.
The first poster in the first bunch I received reads in giant letters:
IF YOU POLLUTE YOU........
MURDER!
(I guess that's why some people hate environmentalists. We turn their children into litter faschists.)
One of the most verbose examples depicts a dolphin with an apparent headwound giving some advice about paradigm shifts (I think the headwound is accidental):
If you hate water or any vegetable,
think creative, like water makes you
live eternal, milk makes you
invinsable, and carrots give you
super vision!
This last one also depicts what is apparently and ice cream store for unicorns.